Hank Yeti Goes Pastel Blind Box Bag Charm

Meet Hank the Yeti: straight from the snowy Alps, built like a legend, but emotionally… a plushie. He’s the quiet, mysterious roommate type—doesn’t say much, just looms softly in the doorway like a mountain with feelings—yet when he finally speaks, it’s somehow the exact sage advice you needed. People assume “intimidating monster,” but Hank is proof you should never judge a book by its cover (especially if the cover is extra fluffy).

Hank loves the simple, soft-life essentials: carving fresh tracks on the slopes, making picture-perfect snow angels, and those oddly soothing pedicures that make a giant feel a little more put-together. He also loves “feeling seen” (without being stared at), cozy companionship, and the kind of peaceful vibe where nobody’s yelling and everyone’s just… existing together.

His hobbies are very Hank: silent night (okay—*twilight*) ski cruises, quietly guarding the living room like a gentle snow guardian, and offering one-line wisdom bombs that change your whole week. He’s also a world-class snuggler, a blanket-fort enthusiast, and the friend who will sit with you through the weird feelings without trying to fix you—just steady, calm, and weirdly comforting.

Hank’s catchphrase is: “Yeti for snuggles? Hank’s got you covered!” (and yes, he says it like he’s not trying to be adorable). He’s a Sagittarius—big roaming energy, big heart, secretly sensitive—and while he looks fearless, he’s genuinely scared of the dark (nightlight household, no shame). Also: loud noises are his villain origin story, being alone is his kryptonite, and global warming? Hank takes it personally.