$4.95 U.S. Standard Shipping this weekend

Abusive Balloons

  •  Really undermine someone's big day
  •  Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
  •  A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
  •  Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath
  • Product Features:
    • Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons:
      • 4x Red - F*CK ME YOU'RE OLD
      • 4x Yellow - HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER
      • 4x Orange - THIS PARTY IS SH*T
    • Printed on both sides
    • Use them to put a downer on someone's (or even your own) big day
    • Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath

Related Items